February 2012
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aaaaaaaafuck replied to your post: aaaaaaaafuck replied to your photo: “Ugh, why does… oh please, i’m barely Euclid class. you’d have much better luck [Data Retracted]. “…” “…” “HE KNOWS TOO MUCH CONFIRMATION TO ACTIVATE SCP - |||||| FOR TERMINATION OF KETER CLASS THREAT REQUESTED KILL ALL D-LEVEL PERSONNEL INVOLVED IMMEDIATELY!!!”
Feb 25th
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aaaaaaaafuck replied to your photo: “Ugh, why does she ||||||| that? It’s not even a… oh my god this is amazing let me hug him please ” …” “ALERT ALERT ALERT KETER LEVEL DANGER POSSIBLE SCP - ||||||| RELATED CONTACT AGENTS ||||||, ||||||, AND |||||| KETER ALERT STRANGE ALIEN KETER KETER KETER!!!!”
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Rimshots so hard he bounces into the stratosphere
Worth it
Feb 25th
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What is your battle cry? →
aaaaaaaafuck: weywotkuiper: Rampaging amidst the plains, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Weywot Kuiper! And she gives a spectacular bellow: “In the name of Thor the Mighty, I desecrate like a sentient bulldozer!!!” Who is that, stalking amidst the desert! It isAndryu, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls thunderously: “I’m going to fuck you until your mortal mind doth...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Update joke
buttpilgrim: Jake may get a lot of attention but Roxy gets all the pussy
Feb 25th
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NARF's Random Stuff Emporium: PUT COLORS IN A... →
carbunculus: overlardy: frankenfreddie: Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. …
Feb 25th
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WatchWatch
carbunculus: cjtheowl: binchan: laytonsass: about time for this again YES You know the rules it’s my DUTY IT KEEPS RETURNING
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Got myself a hair cut
Best be steppin’, my swag levels have increased tenfold
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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“Eventually, however, his government-sponsored rendition of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo came to an abrupt end” I’m really glad I wasn’t drinking something when I read this.
Feb 24th
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What my mornings consist of
Wake up to someone complaining about somebody else complaining about Christianity/Catholics on the radio, usually causing my dreams to be extremely weird. Struggle to actually remove body from bed without passing right back out. Grab clothes from big clothes pile I keep because fuck organization Shower and stuff body into clothes Re-enact Weekend at Bernie’s Eat breakfast. I usually...
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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wwhatevver wwhatevver: OOC: HEY I'M BACK →
ask-ca: yep! i’m officially back! i had terrible tablet issues the past few months. i had ordered a tablet a month ago because my old one had broke. and the tablet i ordered never came! turns out i sent it to the wrong place and had it refunded. but i ordered another one and i’ve gotten…
Feb 24th
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Goodnight-o
Feb 24th
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I'll tack that to my wall of foolish hope
Muhahaha
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Argh headaches
Darn you, brain!
Feb 24th
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lilpea replied to your post: lilpea replied to your post: Seriously? What on… Something seriously vague. >:/ Isn’t that the point of vague blogging? It wouldn’t make much sense if you didn’t know the people in it!
Feb 24th
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lilpea replied to your post: Seriously? What on earth is happening in the skype chat? Something seriously uncool >B(
Feb 24th
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Seriously?
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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You guys' ships
Are incredibly silly, a notable few in particular.
Feb 23rd
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Oh god I can see those dead pixels
I’m twitching ack
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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It's only been a few days
And already I’m sick of the damn airport joke. Lousy people beating the joke into the ground almost everywhere I go! I can enjoy nothing!
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Paul why
why
Feb 23rd
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paulsradicalpad asked: Wait is that really what happens cause that sounds awesome, how many floors down?
Feb 23rd
The ending of SCP-087
im-hardcore—socool: overlardy: The monster kills you and the window closes. No really. Spoiler alert. oH COME ON OVERLORDO YOU WERE COOLER THAN THAT You’re right. I were
Feb 23rd
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The ending of SCP-087
The monster kills you and the window closes. No really. Spoiler alert.
Feb 23rd
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Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you've been...
supersinkubros: you guys never send me asks you know that seriously Oh I’m sure you’ll get some one day
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Feb 23rd
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THIS IS TRUE.
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
Feb 23rd
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facadeconfessions: who would even drink this conksuck wine anyway… imigrants??
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Time to suck it up for today
Damn you obligationssss
Feb 22nd