- Wake up to someone complaining about somebody else complaining about Christianity/Catholics on the radio, usually causing my dreams to be extremely weird.
- Struggle to actually remove body from bed without passing right back out.
- Grab clothes from big clothes pile I keep because fuck organization
- Shower and stuff body into clothes
Re-enact Weekend at Bernie’s- Eat breakfast. I usually just skip this stuff
- Open laptop while eating breakfast
- Stare at tumblr and see what people talked about during the night
- Boot up skype and clear out backlog of messages so my computer doesn’t explode in the afternoon
- Stare blankly at screen because there’s nothing to do in the mornings anymore as nobody is awake/talks
- Imagine ways to acquire new friends/Try to remember what I did before Homestuck
- Rub sleepy crap from eyes in vain for the next twenty minutes
- Wait until the last minute, then close laptop, put away breakfast utensils, brush teeth, put on shoes and jacket, run out door and fulfill daily obligations
Number 14 is secretly being bored enough to do this.
